May 2012
Change your attitude!
Sometimes you just have to simply change your attitude to make your day go by a bit easier. Stay happy, stay focused, enjoy the moments!!
Tuna salmonella!!!! →
No sushi for me until this issue is cleared.
30 kids from 11 different woman...i guess you... →
wrap it up dumbass! you got responsibilities bro!
the sun should still be up for us....hmmmm i guess... →
Solar Eclipse……
None of us will ever know...
If a genie grants you three wishes, but says you cant wish for more wishes, can you wish for more genies?
You laugh? I laugh!!!!
The best kinds of laughter :
1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent.
2. Laughing so hard your abs get a workout.
3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
“Whatever you believe with feeling becomes your reality.”
– Brian Tracy
“Letting go gives us freedom, and freedom is the only condition for happiness.”
– Thich Nhat Hanh
If you hear noises...
Scary noises in a dark cave you gotta just keep moving.
its the cycle...
1. I didn’t choose you. My heart did.
2. I didn’t let you go. My brain did.
a good thing to know....
The happiest couples never have the same character, they have the best understanding of their differences.
so i just take it then...
We always want what we can’t have.
Dag nab it...this happens all the time to me. The...
A person’s longest dream occurs in the morning, closer to when you wake up. This is usually the only one you can remember.
Lets rejoice and sing then!!!!
Singing helps reduce feelings of depression and anxiety. It increases oxygen to your lungs and helps better posture.
I bet he uses a Mac too...
Bill Gates’ house was designed using a Macintosh computer.
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, again. Then quit. There’s...”
– W.C. Fields
i got you on my mind....
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
hate is rather a strong word yes....?
I don’t hate you…I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence…
thats like my 5 sec rule...
“wow…that’s crazy” = I haven’t been listening to a word you’re saying.
Try me....just try me!
Don’t make me mad then tell me to calm down. That’s like shooting someone and then wondering why they’re bleeding.
HAHAHAHA....i am nice because i am a nice person!...
Just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I want you back. We broke up for a reason. Ex’s are ex’s for a reason.
because you always have to have a back-up. yes?...
I don’t understand why people cheat. If you’re not happy, you can just leave.
“If you are working on something exciting that you really care about, you...”
– Steve Jobs
Pretty freaking clever. Now you just have to...
Password should be “incorrect”, so whenever you forget your password, the computer will say “Your password is INCORRECT”
HAHAHAHAHA!
You live and learn...moving on is always part of...
Just because you miss someone, doesn’t mean you need them back in your life. Missing is just a part of moving on.
I hope it doesn't poke someone's eye out.
That awkward moment when you’re playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flys across the room & everyone stares at you.
Very true! I'm pooping for example! HAHAHA!
Some things are so awkward to say, but so easy to text.
“A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its...”
– Jim Watkins
“Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.”
– Corrie Ten Boom
True story! Wish I was a kid.
If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I’d never be bored again.
This is a good one....fortunately I gave up my...
Old meaning of sorry: “I won’t do it again.”
New meaning of sorry: “Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful.”
Wondering the same thing myself.
Why is it ok to see a girl in a bikini but not a bra and panties?
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I just simply want everyone to be happy!
You know you love someone when you know you want them to be happy, even if their happiness means that you are not a part of it.
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Be your own person.
People can change in an instant. You can either change with them, or grow on your own time. Living in someone else’s shadow is a choice.
Real Talk for you all!
Only two things in life you can and should trust in this world:
1. God
2. Yourself
#Realtalk @ayeyolew would agree with.
No sorry it doesn't work that way...
Procrastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser…
“I can give you a six-word formula for success: “Think things through -...”
– Edward Rickenbacker
True! Just tryna make y'all smile!
Texting chicken heads at 11:12, making their wishes come true.
